My mom just stepped on a black ant I was observing very closely and after she violently stepped on my ant buddy I watched it try and twist its self back into its proper form but after multiple tries it just stayed with its rear end propped up in the air. I have witnessed death. I will never be the same
R.I.P. Violet the ant


Aww he’s so adorable and I am not emotionally stable right now because he is so precious

(Source: irweicake)


*wishes I was a gay porn star*


What if jake from state farm was actually gay and the reason he was calling so late at night was because he was lonely and just needed someone to love


When someone Insults your music
“I SHALL VIOLENTLY HIT YOU WHILE DANCING TO BOYBANDS, KPOP, RANDOM ROCK BANDS, COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC AND BROADWAY SHOW TUNES”.

(Source: mikerowave-mikey)


mikerowave-mikey:

So I was supposed to wash dishes today but I was cold and so I wrapped myself in a blanket, turned into a burrito, walked over to the sink,tripped, stayed on the ground, rolled over so my back was on the floor, rolled towards one of the chairs to try and pick myself up (because I am a burrito and burritos have no hands) and since I could not get up I rolled myself to the living room and yelled for my mom to help me up and I no longer have to do the dishes

NEVER HAVE I FELT SO ALIVE


So I was supposed to wash dishes today but I was cold and so I wrapped myself in a blanket, turned into a burrito, walked over to the sink,tripped, stayed on the ground, rolled over so my back was on the floor, rolled towards one of the chairs to try and pick myself up (because I am a burrito and burritos have no hands) and since I could not get up I rolled myself to the living room and yelled for my mom to help me up and I no longer have to do the dishes


I love your URL. MIKROWAVE MIKEY 😂 BEST 👌
Anonymous

Thank you so much omfg


I haven’t posted in such a long time I’m sorry :(

I haven’t posted in such a long time I’m sorry :(